December 2010
32 posts
This is Real Life →
Funny things that I sometimes don’t believe are real.
Dec 31st
12/14/2010: Diagonails
And my cab driver had diagonally painted nails they werecool
Dec 31st
LOL pt. 2
Mom: I thought LOL meant Little Old Lady.
Dec 31st
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Dec 25th
Murray Beth
+= Ryan: haha so your ex just spelled your name wrong? Me: yes you may know him [wont state name] 6th and 7th grade Ryan: hahahahahhahaah Me: i was merry beth to him Ryan: haha thats horrrrrrible i like murry beth its more ghetto but urban ya know Me:HAAHAHAHAHA i think murray beth could really catch on Ryan: As do i
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
Mary Christmas
Ryan: Mary christmas!!
Me: merry christmas!!!
Ryan: See how I used one of your names to relate to the holiday?!
Me: HAHAH YES!
Me: i loved it
Sidenote: I once had a boyfriend who would write notes to me and begin them "Dear Merry Beth"...they were not holiday themed.
Dec 25th
“Remind me of the name and address of your shop. I have a young woman who wants...”
– TX-mas eve dinner convo. Because i’m always on the market for a cheap mink…if that is a thing.
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Dec 24th
Secret Sandwich
DAD: can u bring me my sandwich into my room? Dont tell anyone i asked you this.
DAD: please, dont tell any one. please dont tell. Please dont say anything.
Dec 22nd
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MB @ SEA! →
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Wait, was i supposed to know this before now???
an·te·pe·nul·ti·mate/ˌantēpəˈnəltəmit/ Adjective: Last but two in a series; third last. 
Dec 13th
THIS IS MAJOR: SALLY HANSEN DIY MINX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heard about it on Twitter the other day. Didn’t have a chance to research until now. SOOOOOOOOOOOO GREAT!!! What you need to know from the LDNfashion.net blog:  Sally Hansen Salon Effects Nail Nail Polish Strips are imbedded with real nail polish and can be applied in the comfort of one’s own home by simply peeling off a protective layer, then fitting and filing the nail. The strips,...
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WatchWatch
yetimtheasshole: justgifs: CLICK THE SQUARES !  THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS Almost 80,000 notes and im just now finding out about this?!?!? YOU HAVE FAILED ME TUMBLR kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!
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