December 2011
1 post
“She refused to be bored, chiefly because she wasn’t boring.”
– Zelda Fitzgerald (via literarynerd)
October 2011
3 posts
August 2011
2 posts
3 tags
June 2011
4 posts
New York Life →
May 2011
5 posts
Adventures in Funemployment
Sooooooo in my interim month between Semester at Sea and moving to NYC for the summer, I have had some downtime. What is better to do with downtime than lay out? Try to find a job in your hometown.
As previously mentioned, I applied for everything under the sun, including a movie theater and a gas station.
The only place to actually call me back was a sushi restaurant. The application process...
Over It
Kate Cait kait cate Bosworth has a jewelry line called jewelmint. It’s allegedly cute and affordable, so I was trying to look at some pieces, but no. It’s subscription based so you have to fill out some survey and they show you what you want. Isn’t that the point of shopping? You decide what you want? This is just some stupid ploy so they don’t run out of stock of their 2...
ReeseCupsMINIS
This. Is. Major.
“Mint green 1GB iPod Shuffle. Works. No signs of use. Includes dock/charger. What...”
– Craigslist posting from LITTLE ELM!
April 2011
4 posts
“speed monitored by aircraft”
– new mexico
New Mexico
“caution: dust storms may exist”
March 2011
10 posts
Happy Texas Independence Day!!!
From the Indian Ocean!!!!!!!!! We stopped on Diego Garcia Island today!!! Check out mbatsea.tumblr.com for more details.
February 2011
1 post
Subject: COURT RECORDER= tough job
Probably the best forward my mahjong has ever sent me :) Happy Valentine’s Day!!! I don’t know if i will have anything as funny as belly dancing last year to blog about, but the day is still young. At sea until Thursday, when I will be in Capetown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER These are from a book called Disorder in the...
January 2011
8 posts
In case you are wondering where I am:
mbatsea.tumblr.com I will be in Brazil soon.
A1 for Waffles
Mom: Do you want waffles or muffins for breakfast? Just text “A1” for waffles or “B1” for muffins.
Me: Why did you go through all that trouble? Why can’t I just text “waffles” or “muffins”?
Mom: We are texting in code! ;););) :)
Me: Waffles
Mom: A1 or B1?
Me: WAFFLES
Mom: Sooo…A1?
Me: Mom. Yes.
Mom: I think I would rather have muffins. I’m making muffins
Opinions
“kohls?! I hate kohls!!! It’s the walmart of clothes!”-my mom
December 2010
32 posts
This is Real Life →
Funny things that I sometimes don’t believe are real.
12/14/2010: Diagonails
And my cab driver had diagonally painted nails they werecool
LOL pt. 2
Mom: I thought LOL meant Little Old Lady.
Murray Beth
+=
Ryan: haha so your ex just spelled your name wrong?
Me: yes
you may know him
[wont state name]
6th and 7th grade
Ryan: hahahahahhahaah
Me: i was merry beth to him
Ryan: haha thats horrrrrrible
i like murry beth
its more ghetto but urban ya know
Me:HAAHAHAHAHA
i think murray beth could really catch on
Ryan: As do i
Mary Christmas
Ryan: Mary christmas!!
Me: merry christmas!!!
Ryan: See how I used one of your names to relate to the holiday?!
Me: HAHAH YES!
Me: i loved it
Sidenote: I once had a boyfriend who would write notes to me and begin them "Dear Merry Beth"...they were not holiday themed.
“Remind me of the name and address of your shop. I have a young woman who wants...”
– TX-mas eve dinner convo. Because i’m always on the market for a cheap mink…if that is a thing.
